Don't let the outwardly dull and ordinary appearance of my life fool you. It's all just an extraordinarily clever cover-up for my wild and rebellious lifestyle. For example:
- Instead of a two-second distance between me and the car in front of me, I leave a two point one second gap!
- I cut my grass in the dark.
- I have nearly every cable channel that is available - and don't really watch any of them!
- I do not put my pants on the same as you - you know, all that "one leg at a time" stuff. I don't want to get into the details right now, just trust me on this one.
- I wear the same clothes all year round - no silly and needless wardrobe changes on Labor Day and Memorial Day for me!
- I drive a stick when it seems the whole world's gone automatic.
- I was unfashionable before being unfashionable was fashionable.
- I have a manifesto, but don't try looking for it or I will be forced to hunt you down, capture you, and lock you in my garage. It's one of the rules. On the bright side, I'm a decent cook and you'll eat well!
- I go to The Missouri Botanical Gardens more in the winter than in the summer.
- When I use cash, I NEVER pay in exact change! Edgy!
Wow. If I'd only known you were such a rebel. Can I interview you? Ha. Fun share. I might do my own post like this.
Posted by: Todd Jordan | October 17, 2008 at 07:28 AM
#10....way to make those kids learn how to make proper change!! Oh wait...they have computers that tell them what the change should be....it messes them up MORE when you give them change that rounds the coinage to a whole number AFTER the computer tells them what they should give you. I LOVE doing that. :) I know, I evil. Trying to make kids learn....
Posted by: abunslife | October 17, 2008 at 09:06 AM