Even with the continuous fight against writer's block, I will never (unless really, really, really desperate) write on the following topics...not counting this post, of course:
- 10 Ways to Know You Are Going Bald.
- 10 Words That Rhyme with "Orange."
- The Secret Joys of Yodeling.
- How to turn a Mullet wig, a Book of Matches, and a jar of dill pickles into life-long income.
- Knitting with the Dog Hair You Find in Your Carpeting.
- The Ketchup diet.
- Famous People that have Snack Cakes Named After Them.
- Turning Your Basement Flood Into a Spa
- 10 Easy Tricks you can Train the Squirrels in Your Yard to do!
- Parenting Secrets of the Wicked Witch of the West
I would say "Don't Count Your Chickens..." but I think that if you had the ability to train squirrels we would all know it by now!
Posted by: Courtney | February 11, 2009 at 09:09 AM
I've gotta say, the secret joys of yodeling would be a good one. I LOVE listening to yodeling, though I'm not a practitioner myself. And it IS a secret joy. See?
Okay, so maybe that's the extent of what a blog would read.
Maybe you're right.
Posted by: Claire Marie | February 11, 2009 at 10:08 AM
"How to turn a Mullet wig, a Book of Matches, and a jar of dill pickles into life-long income."
-I'm pretty sure MacGyver already found all the potential in this one.
Posted by: Andrew Bell | February 11, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Knitting with dog hair could be very useful at my house. Are you sure you can't help me out with that one?
Posted by: zookeeper | February 11, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Tooooo funny! You crack me up!!
Posted by: Deb | February 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM