Musician Joke of the Day

This was forwarded to me by a friend.  Full disclosure: He is a guitar player that often plays bass with me.  Further disclosure: As this was a forwarded joke, I have no idea of the origin, hence no proper credit!  Even more disclosure: I usually play keyboards...I can sympathize.

A mind-reader is at a nightclub one night and decides to give a small demonstration of her abilities.

First, she reads the mind of the lead guitarist:
"Wow, look at all the cute chicks who showed up tonight!  Good crowd!"

Then the drummer:
"Lots of people showed up tonight. Great! We're going to make good money tonight"

Then the Keyboard player:
"All three of these guys have no appreciation of my talent. What a bunch of losers."

Finally, the Bass player:
"C... G... C... G..."