My schedule is ridiculous. There is really not time to just breathe, much less get anything done I need to get done. Doing things I merely want to do is nearly out of the question. So this morning, I did a little brainstorming session to find ways I could gave a few extra moments here and there. I'll have to tell you, some of these I'm already doing...but I'm not going to tell you which ones!
- Install an "instant on" hot water system, constantly trickle hot water in the tub, and SLEEP there. I'll wake up refreshed AND clean!
- Issue sheets of paper to the kids full of the usual morning admonitions, saving me the time of constantly saying them: Stop playing with your toys, get dressed, don't get anything out, practice violin, feed the animals, zip up your backpack, paint your room, get in the car, etc.
- Stop shaving. Grow a "mountain man" beard. I'll give you a minute to think about what that would look like on me.
- Combine breakfast and personal hygiene activities by spreading toothpaste on my bagel.
- Drive to work at twice the posted speed, swerve in and out of lanes, take dangerous risks. My half hour drive of elevated heart rate will count as my aerobic exercise for the day!
- Install my desk in the bathroom stall at work. This will have two benefits: should cut down on meetings and save on trips to the bathroom, which is on the opposite end of the building...and which are frequently necessary due to my soda addiction!
- Install soda machine in the bathroom stall (see #5)
- For the trip home, push-start my car UPHILL. This will take care of the strength training portion of daily exercise!
- Have my wife do my hobbies for me!
- Invent a "thought to text" converter. Install on my computer. Install on my head. Write the blog while I sleep!